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The myth. The legend. The bankless backer of billion-dollar dreams.
We promise nothing. But we’ll attend your demo day and nod thoughtfully.
Emotionally rich. Financially invisible. Spiritually Series B.
Once Googled your founder’s name. That’s enough.
If you IPO, we’ll tweet something deep. If you fail, we were never here.
It’s all in the vibe. Vibes only. No wires.
